The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Bilge is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.717 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldenlaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth a remarkable 7,409 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 471,401 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and Kyldellian Bilge has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Bilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Bilge is ranked 241,217^th in the world and 15^th in Kylden for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.