The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Gervil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cheerful, devout population of 23.383 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorapian City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,653 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 498,386 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Monster hunting institutions, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Gervil's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gervil is ranked 292,913^th in the world and 8^th in Kylden for Most Primitive, scoring -1370.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.