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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thSafest: 6th
The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
The Founder
Influence
Negotiator
Governor / The Ruling Party
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kyldellian Halon

Population23.333 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.333 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 16,104 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 690,201 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists have great chemistry with their subjects, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, the new Monster Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 21st in the world and 1st in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 371 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thSafest: 6thMost Cultured: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 21stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thSmartest Citizens: 39thMost Scientifically Advanced: 41stHighest Food Quality: 46thHighest Poor Incomes: 48thMost Developed: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 107thMost Subsidized Industry: 115thLargest Publishing Industry: 150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rdHealthiest Citizens: 178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195thMost Inclusive: 223rdHighest Economic Output: 263rdMost Devout: 302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 317thMost Armed: 332ndRudest Citizens: 336thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 340thMost Advanced Public Education: 394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 398thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 513thLargest Agricultural Sector: 555thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 573rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,045thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,729thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,967thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,436thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,204thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,394thLargest Retail Industry: 4,692ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,222ndMost Influential: 7,709thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,094thLargest Populations: 10,676thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,242ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,310th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the new Monster Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, scientists have great chemistry with their subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".

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