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Largest Governments: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Cultured: 16th
The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
The Founder
Influence
Auxiliary
Founder / The Remaining Party
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Kyldellian Halon

Population15.716 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 15.716 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth a remarkable 9,002 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 572,854 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, Kyldellians visiting rural Southern Monster Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 9,921st in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Influential, scoring 4,911 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Governments: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Cultured: 16thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21stSafest: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 40thSmartest Citizens: 41stMost Scientifically Advanced: 56thHighest Poor Incomes: 63rdMost Subsidized Industry: 80thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 90thMost Inclusive: 96thMost Developed: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rdHealthiest Citizens: 329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434thMost Devout: 438thMost Armed: 445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 465thLargest Welfare Programs: 535thMost Advanced Public Education: 536thHighest Economic Output: 557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 689thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 893rdRudest Citizens: 970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 994thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,080thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,382ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,557thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,060thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,936thLargest Retail Industry: 4,291stMost Stationary: 4,320thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,725thMost Influential: 9,928thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,581stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,366thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,057th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, Kyldellians visiting rural Southern Monster Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, many friends and relatives of The Founder have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Founder performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Kyldellian mussels the biggest in Kylden.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.

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