The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 28.705 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 20,880 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 727,431 Grams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 116^th in the world and 4^th in Kylden for Highest Average Incomes, with 727,431.79 Standard Monetary Units.