The Sixth Republic of Kyrast is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeanette Hewitt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.941 billion Kyrasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Couno. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The powerhouse Kyrasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 97,394 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, tourists visit Kyrast to mass-moon Kyrasian politicians, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is totally unknown. Kyrast's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyrast is ranked 244,952^nd in the world and 56^th in Esportiva for Most Primitive, scoring -137.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.