The Republic of Kyrute is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.069 billion Kyruteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Kyrutean economy, worth 370 trillion lire a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,439 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,617 per year while the poor average 10,696, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyrute's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kyrute is ranked 209,933^rd in the world and 2^nd in Hiyamashu for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.