The Commonwealth of La Bufadora Inn is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Tim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.323 billion La Bufadora Innians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Bufadora Innian economy, worth 517 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,194 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Bufadora Inn's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

La Bufadora Inn is ranked 93,413^th in the world and 6^th in Mexico for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,503 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.