The Pueblos Indígenas of La Mixteca is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.997 billion ñuù dzaui enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yucu Dzaa. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The ñuù dzaui economy, worth 83.5 trillion quachtlis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,812 quachtlis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, farting etiquette is taught in schools, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and Religión Mixteca y Catolicismo has been named as La Mixteca's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Mixteca's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religión Mixteca y Catolicismo.

La Mixteca is ranked 280,282^nd in the world and 134^th in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.