The United Socialist States of La Proletariado is a very large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 395 million La Proletariadoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped La Proletariadoan economy, worth 15.7 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,651 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic La Proletariadoan surveillance, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. La Proletariado's national animal is the Carl Marks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Proletariado is ranked 191,210^th in the world and 12^th in Aurora for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,076.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.