The Empress Dowager of Lady Bian is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Bian with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.567 billion Lady Bianians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xuchang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Bianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion chinese coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 97,111 chinese coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the justice of Lady Bian is considered superior to that of other nations, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady Bian's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Lady Bian is ranked 87,340^th in the world and 38^th in Cao Wei for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,343 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.