The People's Republic of Laikia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emergency Ninja with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and fear of technology. The compassionate population of 5.067 billion Laikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arastorm. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Laikian economy, worth 348 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,820 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Laikian lands, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', and aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laikia's national animal is the Drama Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Investigatism.

Laikia is ranked 60,813^th in the world and 1^st in Indiana for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.62 law-abiding acts per hour.