The People's Republic of Lampoeng is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The democratic, devout population of 26 million Lampungs enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Lampung Peoples economy, worth 617 billion Lampoeng rupeeahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 23,741 Lampoeng rupeeahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lampoeng's national animal is the Lampoeng Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lampoeng is ranked 300,630^th in the world and 18^th in Organization Islam United for Highest Average Incomes, with 23,741.05 Standard Monetary Units.