The County of Laois is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 20.891 billion Laoisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portlaoise. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The Laoisian economy, worth 878 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,050 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, Leader has just been declared ruler of Laois in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Laois's national religion, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laois's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Laois is ranked 128,869^th in the world and 64^th in Grant for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,548.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.