The Republic of Larchherb is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 8.385 billion Larchherbians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Larchherbian economy, worth 65.3 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,786 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Larchherb has designated Larchherb City as its capital city, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and a major religion has been named as Larchherb's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larchherb's national animal is the emu.

Larchherb is ranked 20,257^th in the world and 1^st in Zero Zero Zero Zero for Most Primitive, scoring 80 on the Scary Big Number Scale.