The Protectorate of Large Ladz is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.794 billion Laarg Ladzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ladzvill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Large Ladzian economy, worth 485 trillion Organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,022 Organs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Large Ladzian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Large Ladz's national animal is the Wood Tic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Large Ladz is ranked 284,501^st in the world and 5^th in Anubis for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.