The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.728 billion Last Choosers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,072 Jolly Ranchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, email killed the radio star, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 39^th in the world and 2^nd in TopCornion for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 74,178.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.