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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th
The Anomaly of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You! In the back!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Last Choicia

Population7.728 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.728 billion Last Choosers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,072 Jolly Ranchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, email killed the radio star, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 39th in the world and 2nd in TopCornion for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 74,178.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLargest Retail Industry: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rdMost Corrupt Governments: 93rdMost Primitive: 143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 191stFattest Citizens: 222ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271stHighest Crime Rates: 275thMost Avoided: 290thMost Efficient Economies: 410thMost Armed: 425thLargest Black Market: 659thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,064thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,308thHighest Average Incomes: 1,750thRudest Citizens: 1,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,897thLargest Mining Sector: 2,203rdTop
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Largest Governments: 2,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,978thNudest: 4,658thMost Devout: 6,057thHighest Economic Output: 6,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,733rdTop
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Most Stationary: 14,357thMost Influential: 16,232nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, email killed the radio star.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the nation's conservatives are known to favour male escorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the endangered saltwater humpback Solid Octopus is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Last Choicia.

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