The Music of Lav3nder is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.663 billion Lav3nderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lav3nderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,819 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lav3nder's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lav3nder is ranked 309,363^rd in the world and 5,032^nd in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 19.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.