The Empire of Le Hexagone is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Charles-Napoleon VII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.358 billion French have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The strong French economy, worth 154 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,691 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Charles-Napoleon VII has just been declared ruler of Le Hexagone in an international press conference, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Le Hexagone's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Hexagone's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Le Hexagone is ranked 208,449^th in the world and 12^th in AEH for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.67 on the Bus Surprisal Index.