The Democratic States of League of Conservative Nations is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.204 billion Leaguertarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant League of Conservative Nationsian economy, worth 71.0 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 13,648 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, League of Conservative Nationsian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. League of Conservative Nations's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

League of Conservative Nations is ranked 286,861^st in the world and 1^st in League of Conservative Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,040.05 Standard Monetary Units.