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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,473rd
The Rarity of
Father Knows Best State
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Card Farm-r
Influence
Hermit
Most Desired
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Legendary

Population6.866 billion

CapitalCity of Mus-ums
LeaderCard Farm-r
FaithTrading Cards

Currencybank
Animalint-rnational artwork

The Rarity of Legendary is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Card Farm-r with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.866 billion Card Farm-rs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Mus-ums. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farm-r economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 344,651 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Legendary's national animal is the int-rnational artwork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading Cards.

Legendary is ranked 1,567th in the world and 1st in International Artwork for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,757.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,473rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,500thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,567thHighest Average Incomes: 1,951stFattest Citizens: 2,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,916thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,962ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,979thLargest Retail Industry: 3,059thMost Efficient Economies: 3,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,279thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,747thLargest Mining Sector: 3,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,287thMost Avoided: 4,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,168thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,107thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,530thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,108thMost Cultured: 9,341stLargest Governments: 9,892ndRudest Citizens: 9,895thMost Armed: 10,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,995thMost Devout: 12,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,015thHighest Economic Output: 13,136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,391stMost Patriotic: 14,752ndSmartest Citizens: 16,092ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 33,218th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Legendary was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, hazardous waste now comes with multilingual death warnings.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, hospitals in Legendary are too busy serving the needs of International Artwork to see Card Farm-rs.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Legendary, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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