
| Population | 6.866 billion |
| Capital | City of Mus-ums |
| Leader | Card Farm-r |
| Faith | Trading Cards |
| Currency | bank |
| Animal | int-rnational artwork |
The Rarity of Legendary is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Card Farm-r with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.866 billion Card Farm-rs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Mus-ums. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farm-r economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 344,651 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Legendary's national animal is the int-rnational artwork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading Cards.
Legendary is ranked 1,567th in the world and 1st in International Artwork for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,757.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Legendary, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
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Legendary, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
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Legendary, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
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Legendary, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
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Legendary, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
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Legendary was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Legendary, hazardous waste now comes with multilingual death warnings.
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Legendary, hospitals in Legendary are too busy serving the needs of International Artwork to see Card Farm-rs.
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Legendary, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
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Legendary, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.






















































