The Military Junta of Legio Doloris is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by High General 000000000001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.31 billion Legio Dolorisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperare Ordinis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Legio Dolorisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,386 trillion State Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 404,710 State Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,162,550 per year while the poor average 39,732, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Imperare Ordinis, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves High General 000000000001 more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legio Doloris's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Statism.

Legio Doloris is ranked 178,408^th in the world and 10^th in Astral Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 831.36 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.