The Empire of Leifon is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.491 billion Felinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abydos. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leifonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Libra Imperials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,988 Libra Imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Sussuaranaball fields, the government has enacted freedom of information, Sussuarana is one of the most popular forenames in Leifon, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leifon's national animal is the Sussuarana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leifon is ranked 298,067^th in the world and 2^nd in Brasil for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.