The Chabadniks of Lesbichists is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Womenachem Womendel Schneertochter with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 829 million Lesbichists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 770 Eastern Parkway. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lesbichist economy, worth 116 trillion Rebbe dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,162 Rebbe dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Merovingia are as cold as Lesbichists's skill with the blade, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbichists's national animal is the red heifer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lesbichists is ranked 214,620^th in the world and 11^th in Solstice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.