The Separate Confederacy of Lesolitude is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Reverend Mai Self with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 10.757 billion Lesolitudeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitarius. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lesolitudean economy, worth 519 trillion solos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,337 solos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesolitude's national animal is the mockingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unitarianism.

Lesolitude is ranked 181,831^st in the world and 9^th in Key Results Union for Largest Black Market, with 667 billion Standard Monetary Units.