
| Population | 4.671 billion |
| Capital | Leving |
| Leader | Knight-Commander Braveli |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Jack |
| Animal | Mountain Lion |
The Free Land of Levenly is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Knight-Commander Braveli with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.671 billion Levenites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leving. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Levenite economy, worth 779 trillion Jacks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,875 Jacks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is totally unknown. Levenly's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Levenly is ranked 5,329th in the world and 13th in Angelic League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 11,128.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Levenly, heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails.
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Levenly, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in
Levenly, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
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Levenly, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
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Levenly, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
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Levenly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Levenly, Levenly is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
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Levenly, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
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Levenly, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
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Levenly, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.






















































