The Democratic States of Lexxon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Michelle Kensington with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.357 billion Lexxonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amaxon City. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lexxonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion E-Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 166,208 E-Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax E-Coins each year, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, all the world's a stage for Lexxonian political theatrics, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Amaxon City Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Lexxon's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lexxon is ranked 286,102^nd in the world and 96^th in Avaldonia for Most Primitive, scoring -468.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.