The Empire of Liechteinshtain is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Horansan The First with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.093 billion Liechteinshtainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaziemir. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liechteinshtainian economy, worth 927 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,565 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Horansan The First's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liechteinshtain's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Liechteinshtain is ranked 20,163^rd in the world and 1^st in Waifu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,219.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.