The Territorial Area of Lightoller Range is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.955 billion Lightoller Rangeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.
The thriving Lightoller Rangean economy, worth 193 trillion Territorial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,854 Territorial Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,604 per year while the poor average 22,787, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.
Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lightoller Range's national animal is the Territorial Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lightoller Range is ranked 43,071st in the world and 1st in Lights for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,015.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in
Lightoller Range, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.














