The Kingdom of Limington is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Brennen I with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 35.797 billion Limingtoners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunbay. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Limingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,770 trillion Guilders a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,187 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limington's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Royalism.

Limington is ranked 308,377^th in the world and 28^th in Modorra for Safest, scoring 11.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.