The Mr L of Lingoni is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Mr L with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.139 billion Lingonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The powerhouse Lingonian economy, worth 678 trillion coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 83,308 coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 698,413 per year while the poor average 1,906, a ratio of 366 to 1.

The international community waits with bated breath as the moment of nuclear warfare comes closer, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and the country has essentially become 8.139 billion nations within a nation. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lingoni's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Lingoni is ranked 328,285^th in the world and 16^th in Castle Bleck for Lowest Crime Rates, with 27.44 law-abiding acts per hour.