The Republic of Linjai is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Blue Girl with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.478 billion Linjaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montecha. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The all-consuming Linjaian economy, worth 920 trillion Libs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,748 Libs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linjai's national animal is the Ice Pheonix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Linjai is ranked 91,776^th in the world and 16^th in Callista for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,023.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.