The Holy Empire of Literally Jesus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.995 billion Literally Jesusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Literally Jesusian economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 46,534 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,017 per year while the poor average 2,731, a ratio of 112 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, military spending recently hit a new high, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Literally Jesus's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Literally Jesus is ranked 270,880^th in the world and 5^th in God for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 445.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.