The Helizi Puppet of Lith Harbor is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.239 billion Lith Harborians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The very strong Lith Harborian economy, worth 291 trillion forks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 55,539 forks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime is a problem. Lith Harbor's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lith Harbor is ranked 83,371^st in the world and 1,243^rd in eta for Most Secular, with 17.5 Atheism Rate.