The Republic of Little Green Forest is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.494 billion Little Green Forestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The strong Little Green Forestian economy, worth 408 trillion Deneroes a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,998 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, military spending is on the increase, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Green Forest's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Little Green Forest is ranked 244,960^th in the world and 9^th in Train Station for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.