The Empire of Little KC is a huge, safe nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 387 million Smoll Bois are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Kharkiv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The very strong Smoll economy, worth 28.4 trillion Little Kharkiven Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 73,487 Little Kharkiven Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the Little Kharkiv Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little KC's national animal is the Black Stallion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Little KC is ranked 184,994^th in the world and 6^th in The Rejected Defenders for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.