The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 12 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.418 billion Lizard Defense Force 12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Lizard Defense Force 12ian economy, worth 95.6 trillion lire a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,523 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Lizard Defense Force 12's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 12 is ranked 196,553^rd in the world and 2,901^st in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.