The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 33 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.181 billion Lizard Defense Force 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Lizard Defense Force 33ian economy, worth 110 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,893 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 33's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lizard Defense Force 33 is ranked 199,901^st in the world and 3^rd in North Atlantic Treaty Organisation for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.