The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 34 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.186 billion Lizard Defense Force 34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The Lizard Defense Force 34ian economy, worth 99.4 trillion dragonpieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,487 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 34's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lizard Defense Force 34 is ranked 163,075^th in the world and 4^th in The New Meritocracy for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.