The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 53 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.156 billion Lizard Defense Force 53ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The Lizard Defense Force 53ian economy, worth 99.5 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,150 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 53's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 53 is ranked 159,135^th in the world and 2,644^th in eta for Safest, scoring 58.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.