The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 57 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.199 billion Lizard Defense Force 57ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Lizard Defense Force 57ian economy, worth 90.5 trillion dragonpieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,144 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 57's national animal is the none.

Lizard Defense Force 57 is ranked 160,833^rd in the world and 2,183^rd in eta for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.7 on the Bus Surprisal Index.