The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 9 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning tiger population. The hard-working population of 2.495 billion Lizard Defense Force 9ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Lizard Defense Force 9ian economy, worth 112 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,936 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 9's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 9 is ranked 76,068^th in the world and 2^nd in Kardolamaa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,876.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.