The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 98 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.197 billion Lizard Defense Force 98ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Lizard Defense Force 98ian economy, worth 103 trillion dragonpieces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,920 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 98's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 98 is ranked 200,110^th in the world and 3,049^th in eta for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.