The Queendom of Lize IX is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.004 billion Lize IXians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Lize IXian economy, worth 148 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,796 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lize IX's national animal is the leopard.

Lize IX is ranked 109,312^th in the world and 1^st in The United States Of Moltisia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 177.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.