The United Socialist States of Lizzard is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 231 million Lizzardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lizzardian economy, worth 8.62 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,311 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizzard's national animal is the lizzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lizzard is ranked 217,423^rd in the world and 79^th in Cumberperry for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 453.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.