The Republic of LLL12 is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.77 billion LLL12ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The powerhouse LLL12ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion lls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,231 lls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,212 per year while the poor average 19,052, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Prevalence rates of genitourinary infectious disease are inexplicably on the rise, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LLL12's national animal is the ll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LLL12 is ranked 285,416^th in the world and 44^th in Libertium for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.