The Colony of LNOS33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.574 billion LNOS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient LNOS33ian economy, worth 608 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,096 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LNOS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

LNOS33 is ranked 77,833^rd in the world and 1^st in Long Night Of Solace for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.