The Empire of Loadi is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Hamster population. The hard-working population of 517 million Loadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The Loadian economy, worth 20.3 trillion *Slap*s a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,246 *Slap*s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loadi's national animal is the Hamster.

Loadi is ranked 224,744^th in the world and 6^th in EVIL Timoria for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.