The Federation of Logical Paradox is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 47.498 billion Logical Paradoxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logical Paradox City. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logical Paradoxian economy, worth an astonishing 17,414 trillion MUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,638 MUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in Logical Paradox look to be the happiest ones, the government is plagued with uncertainty, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Logical Paradox's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Logical Paradox is ranked 331,884^th in the world and 8^th in Discordia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -39.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.