The Colony of LOL33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12 billion LOL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient LOL33ian economy, worth 509 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,459 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LOL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

LOL33 is ranked 51,479^th in the world and 1^st in Legion of Light for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,640.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.