The Constitutional Monarchy of Long Freedom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carlo Magno with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.221 billion Freedomists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Long Freedomian economy, worth 619 trillion Ghast tears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,288 Ghast tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Long Freedom to disarm, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime is totally unknown. Long Freedom's national animal is the DRAGON🐉, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Renaissance humanism.

Long Freedom is ranked 7,133^rd in the world and 386^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 110.46 quips per hour.