The State of Longhorn Trinity is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.734 billion Longhorn Trinityians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Longhorn Trinityian economy, worth 741 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,073 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,430 per year while the poor average 16,237, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, genetic researchers have been expelled, Harry Potter books are banned, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Longhorn Trinity's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Longhorn Trinity is ranked 313,103^rd in the world and 1^st in Fort Worth for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.